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mattg124:

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sweettoothcandypuns:

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Why you shouldn’t microwave a cell phone

it’s like the rebirth of Voldemort

HOLY SHIT

REBLOGGING THIS AGAIN BECAUSE AT ONE POINT IT LOOKS LIKE THERE IS A MOUTH OPENING AND CLOSING

WHAT THE EGFUTCKT

IT’S LIKE OPENING UP THE GATES OF HELL

i told you there was a monster in my phone….

brb microwaving my cell phone.

It’s like it’s trying to say something

it looks like a Leviathan. Dick Roman was in your phone.

does anybody else see the creepy penis

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karryboo:

passionorvenom:

Don’t mind my mom’s kitten in the background. Poor Alcide. lol. I sprinkled cat nip on that stand, he’s just a bit kitty-intoxicated.

Baby <3 You’re so perfect. C:

JACOB MUST FIST FIGHT ME FOR YOU. OKAY.

I wish he’d put ANY effort into it. This. This is why I don’t get close to people.

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